I love when you find out somebody’s personality secret… like the secret reason why they act the way that they do. for example, Thomas is aggressive towards women to overcompensate for his tiny penis and balloon fetish. Bridget is overly-social because she is actually being piloted by a small brain slug. Gregor is shy because he is a figment of your imagination. I love Psychology.
My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.
help this wasn’t supposed to be such a popular post
its funnier to americans because in Europe you can just drive to another country for burger king
I’ve been laughing for three years over the fact that in ye old England you could chose to have ‘trial by cake’ in which you ate a piece of cake and if you choked you were guilty and if you didn’t you were innocent, and the only time it was used the guy on trial fucking choked and was executed for it